Sunday, July 18, 2010

Some of my favs!

Tuohy and I at the last American meal I will have for two years

Me and the girls at Leora's Birthday celebration - Expat styleeee
  What better way than to spend your 24th with English rugby and soccer teams??

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Whitney Morgan
SIT Graduate Institute '12
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(314) 265-3492

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Spam

So before I moved to China I always thought that my Uncle Cole was the only person alive that I knew of who enjoyed Spam... my mom told me what Spam was one day growing up and I always thought how disgusting the thought of eating it would be. I then responded with "Whoooo would eat such a thing?!" Well little did I know, that according to my mom, her brother did indeed enjoy a fried piece of spam back in the day. Therefore, forever and a day, I always, unintentionally, associated Spam with my Uncle Cole (if you're reading this Uncle Cole, very sorry... obviously I have great love and respect for you even though you were known to eat Spam). SO you may be reading this thinking why is Whitney talking about Spam?? Good question and one I wish I did not have to 1) write about or 2) dignify with an answer.

My family tried to serve me SPAM. YUP. With all the things in the world to eat, as well as their guidelines of my diet requirements in terms of meat, they thought Spam would be ok? To make them happy I took a bite of the spam and that was about as far as I could go. It was something I never wish upon anyone, so if you happen to have to eat it in your future remember to stay strong. I asked my family in Chinese (slowly but surely I am learning Chinese)... "Is this meat?" since they know to only serve me chicken... and they, I kid you not, look at each other, look at me, and both at the same time, start insisting in Chinese that it's chicken. Please remember that insisting sometimes appears to be yelling with enthusiasm so it wasn't a quiet moment at the dinner table... it was a lot of pushing plates, scooping large amounts into my own bowl, and a lot of nodding and "Ok!".

Now I accept the fact my family here looks at me like a baby panda - I have embraced it and through all the annoyances that have or will come, I keep reminding myself "Baby Panda.. I am a baby panda", but this was not a moment in which I would allow the rationalization to over come. Sometimes you just have to say "NO!". So with a million thank you's and "no really I will just eat the cucumber salad and lentil soup" they finally gave up and realized the wool would not be pulled over my eyes. I am happy to say that Spam will not be making a return appearance on our dinner table. A small triumph, but these days, with so much happening out of my control, I'll take what I can get.

Whitney 1 - Spam 0

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Home-stay

I believe that when traveling one has to be ready for pretty much anything... that means incredibly awkward moments, a lot of sign language/charades, unidentifiable foods, as well as many other things. It is the moments that you are not prepared for that really make a long-lasting memory, and in most cases a terrific story. From my experience, home-stay experiences have provided more than enough material for a great joke, story, or unforgettable memory. And sure enough, Day 1 of the home-stay experience has done just that for me. I probably would have preferred a little more time, but hey, the sooner the better I suppose - at least the really awkward feelings have subsided and now it's all about nodding yes, smiling, saying 'ok' and praying you won't end up with a rabbit head on your dinner table that night.

There's always a first for everything - last night was definitely a first for me in just a couple ways. It was the first time a host mother has decided to walk in on me in the shower mid-shampoo to make sure my water was hot - luckily I was able to throw a towel on before I actually realized what she was trying to do. And last night was the first time a leisurely evening stroll became a half marathon with two other trainees in my group and their families. One other trainee I was with decided that if a walk that long existed, then this country was just entirely too big. A solid observation. My thought was that they would walk us around the entire campus and side streets to make us so tired that when we came home they wouldn't have to deal with us anymore... which I believe they succeeded in. The three of us were so exhausted we couldn't even bring ourselves to talk by the end of our "evening stroll".

I'm sure their intentions were good and the walk was lovely, until the mosquitos came out. But my family is nice - a young couple with no children who rent out a room to some one else. The apartment is very nice, very clean, and my room has a nice bed, as well as internet access. Pretty much everything you never expect in a PC home-stay. However, if I've learned anything, it's that the PC is not what most people assume it to be.

Today is the beginning of our official training to become a TEFL instructor as well as continuing with our Chinese language classes. This is the time where I'm told they separate the "big boys" from the "toddlers". As Denzel put it so eloquently in one of my favorite movies, "Remember the Titans", "If you survive camp, you're on the team... If you survive".

Game face time.


WM

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Chicken Legs

Day 1:
How many people does it take to order a Chinese dinner on your first day of training? 8
How many people does it take to order a Chinese dinner in which you have zero clue if what you ordered will actually come out? 8
How many of us knew we were ordering fried chicken legs? 0....

Day 2:
How many people does it take to go buy a cell phone? 2
How many people does it take to realize the minimart in which you're buying your phone won't accept your credit card because they don't "accept" the card? 15

Least to say it's been an incredibly interesting two days that I have enjoyed... I have regressed to age 5 due to my recent illiteracy, but hey... it's ok. I'm in China. No big deal.

We move in with our families on Monday and I'm sure that's when the real adventure will commence. Until then...

WM